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Honister Pass
Borrowdale
Keswick
Cumbria
CA12 5XN

Keswick Adventure Capital

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Competition!!

Fantastic give away!
Win a family ticket to go deep underground on a guided mine tour!

All you need to do is submit the best caption!

The winner will be announced at the end of February 2012.

Click here to submit your answer!
Terms & Conditions!

 

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DECEMBER COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Jonathan Graham
Caption! - "May I remind you that if you and ya mother want to go on my via ferrata course then you need a hard hat not a tea cosey"
















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OCTOBER COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Alastair Parker
Caption! - "you were only supposed to blow the b****y doors off"

















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AUGUST COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Keith Gallon
Caption! - "SHH - You ain't seen us right!!! I said - blend in Arthur"


















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JULY COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Linda Bradshaw
Caption! - "we really dig it here at Honister"


















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MAY COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Louise Saunders
Caption! - "Come on I'm ready for the Via Ferrata, then can't wait for Zip Weir, woof woof!"

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MARCH COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Alex Judge
Caption! - "lorry + hill = Fail! Broken down lorry on a break down truck + hill = Mega Fail! Police getting involved, Epic Fail!"

















The summit of Honister Pass!
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DECEMBER COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Matt Jones
Caption! - "After being told numerous times not to venture too far, Baby coach was stuck again!"



















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SEPTEMBER COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Samantha Clarke
Caption! -"I can see the pub from here!"

















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JULY COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Peter Andrews
Caption! -""Oi waiter, where's our clucking food!"

JUNE COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Tony Hare
Caption! -""That Mark Weir is far too cocky!"


















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APRIL COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Liz Bryan
Caption! - "Thats the last time we let the dog fart in the car!"




















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JANUARY COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Ben Platt
In this clip! - "The helicopter is flying sideways!"

It is infact a real helicopter

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NOVEMBER COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Rob Thomson
Caption! - "Come on who's bum do you thinks the biggest?"





















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AUGUST COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Steph Hughan, Liverpool
Caption! - "Boss, I think that 'Fill ya Boot' offer is being taken advantage of too much"





















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MAY'S COMPETITION WINNERS!

CONGRATULATIONS -
John Ollman, South Wales
Caption! - "How can you find anything in this place! We just moved some cushions and there was one of the summer staff from 2 years ago! 



















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MARCH'S COMPETITION WINNERS!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Edgar Clarke, Preston
Caption! - "The rotors were over the line mate"
















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JANUARY'S COMPETITION WINNERS!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Samantha Cartwright, Maryport
Caption! - "Wasn't me, didn't do it, can't prove anything"
CONGRATULATIONS - Kerry Waters, Barrow-in-Furness
Caption! - "Oh no thats me breast pump gone on the blink again"




















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NOVEMBER'S COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Robert Irving, Carlisle
Nearest winning amount - "£752.45"
















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OCTOBER'S COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Lynn Garlick, Cumbria
Caption - "I know that I put the lottery ticket away somewhere safe!"
















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SEPTEMBER'S COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Steve Lamb, Cambs
Caption - "Stelios had a pretty good idea where the missing paint shipment had gone"





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JULY'S COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Rachel Bond, Devon
Caption - "What came first the Chicken or the Sheep?"

AUGUST'S COMPETITION WINNER!
CONGRATULATIONS -
Nathan Martin, Workington
Caption - "Look at the cock on ewe!!!!"

Cock & Sheep















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JUNE'S COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Neerav Dahya, Middlesex
Caption - "I was telling a joke at this party and laughed so much.....oh no it happened again!"

Celia & Shelly















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APRIL'S COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
David Ancell, Gosforth
Caption - "Doctor, Doctor I feel like a puff", ..... "Don't worry Sir, its just the way you'r standing"

















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MARCH'S COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS -
Kieran Boarer, Kent
Caption - "are EWE on your own or with a MATE because you look a bit SHEEPISH"

JANUARY'S COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS
- Joyce Allison, Kirkby Stephen
Caption - "Sorry, we don't have a hard hat to fit EWE"

Sheep in the factory!

















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DECEMBER'S COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS
- John Humphreys, Buckley
Caption - "I may be small & orange but I won't be bullied"


















Fiat Panda - courtesy of RAYRIGG FIAT MOTOR GROUP
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SEPTEMBER'S COMPETITION WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS
- Sean Braine, Kent
Correct answer - "they are waiting for the 77 bus"

Griff Rhys Jones on location at Grange Bridge, Borrowdale
Griff Rhys Jones
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JULY'S COMPETITION WINNER


CONGRATULATIONS - Mr Astill, Coventry
Caption - "what! No bread roll"